








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2003 | 32% |
| Smokes | 395 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2042 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,451 of utility $15 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Chonky_YT | 46% | 250 |
| #11 | $ilverbacK | 45% | 291 |
| #12 | ReiMaku | 44% | 138 |
| #13 | N∆$Ħ | 43% | 127 |
| #14 | Lila | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chonky_YT | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | $ilverbacK | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BliitzD | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ReiMaku | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ゴジラ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chonky_YT | 286 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | $ilverbacK | 276 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | JIN | 171 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | P3rcival | 133 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | BliitzD | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rcival | +6.44 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | Mud | +4.31 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Killershane | +3.51 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Chef | +2.18 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | N∆$Ħ | +1.30 | 65 | 20 |





