








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 599 | 21% |
| Smokes | 859 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 455 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,815 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proto | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | hiskihidodd | 65% | 65 |
| #3 | spypas3 | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | Deku | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | Mahmoud | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | RailiMummo | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | krisu! | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | Jello | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Xhydro17 | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | aleK | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deku | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | mape | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | hiskihidodd | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | spypas3 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiskihidodd | 223 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | spypas3 | 144 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mahmoud | 140 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Deku | 103 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | mape | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mape | +2.88 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | krisu! | +2.11 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | Proto | +1.61 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | Deku | +1.51 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | hiskihidodd | +1.06 | 62 | 75 |





