








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9428 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7707 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7079 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7702 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,802,157 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeeNs | 58% | 125 |
| #2 | Hampter | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | fndz 中 | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | tubarão | 49% | 229 |
| #5 | Balls | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fndz 中 | +4.79 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | +4.38 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | TeeNs | +4.04 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Hampter | +2.10 | 70 | 42 |
| #5 | Balls | +1.38 | 56 | 52 |





