








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 827 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5475 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6748 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6823 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6362 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,918,446 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | cabel1N | 43% | 155 |
| #11 | Balls | 41% | 167 |
| #12 | Old Kid | 41% | 139 |
| #13 | kD | 39% | 51 |
| #14 | Pro-cop | 36% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | 37 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | TeeNs | 21 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | fndz 中 | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Hampter | 17 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | rod de arrascaeta | 15 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeeNs | 810 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #2 | rod de arrascaeta | 407 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | vFN | 392 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | MadSykes | 383 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | fndz 中 | 354 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | +3.40 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | TeeNs | +2.92 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | fndz 中 | +2.61 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | vFN | +2.38 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | tubarão | +0.50 | 53 | 57 |





