








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1719 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2035 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2133 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,196 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vFN | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | TeeNs | 56% | 148 |
| #3 | Hampter | 52% | 151 |
| #4 | fndz 中 | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | rod de arrascaeta | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hampter | 19 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | TeeNs | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | 9 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | vFN | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | rod de arrascaeta | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeeNs | 258 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | tubarão | 235 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | MadSykes | 214 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | vFN | 190 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hampter | 129 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vFN | +3.81 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | +3.28 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | TeeNs | +3.15 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | amnesia haze x white widow | +2.64 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | fndz 中 | +2.14 | 84 | 58 |





