








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3391 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3841 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1722 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2143 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,149 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | 18 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Hampter | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | TeeNs | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Balls | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | tubarão | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeeNs | 305 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | tubarão | 281 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | 253 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | vFN | 212 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Balls | 205 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molodoy de GuarapariCOMPROCAIXAS | +4.86 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | fndz 中 | +3.59 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | vFN | +3.52 | 65 | 70 |
| #4 | amnesia haze x white widow | +3.10 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | TeeNs | +2.74 | 69 | 67 |





