








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 613 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1120 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,523 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Fovez | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Xewor🗿 | 46% | 93 |
| #4 | Izanagi Onatah | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Boski Bob | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Izanagi Onatah | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Boski Bob | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Pimp | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | 3 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | 317 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Boski Bob | 129 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fovez | 124 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pimp | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ikar | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | +6.75 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | DaanJe | +0.70 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | Fovez | +0.61 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Boski Bob | -0.52 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | -1.37 | 50 | 68 |





