








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 18% |
| Smokes | 892 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 787 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 945 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,849 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Denzo | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Wihura Henshin :@# | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | DaanJe | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Ikar | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Boski Bob | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Wihura Henshin :@# | 3 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | DaanJe | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Kvotrix | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | 305 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Boski Bob | 195 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fovez | 130 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | DaanJe | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ikar | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | +5.84 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | Kvotrix | +2.17 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Wihura Henshin :@# | +1.27 | 51 | 54 |
| #4 | Fovez | +0.48 | 86 | 78 |
| #5 | Boski Bob | +0.13 | 72 | 61 |





