








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2212 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1958 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1565 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2392 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,179 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boski Bob | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Izanagi Onatah | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | SupernalGzerg | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Fovez | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fovez | 760 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #2 | ✘ Szynek ✘ | 406 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | Boski Bob | 305 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | .traczu | 208 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | DaanJe | 162 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xewor🗿 | +5.32 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Kvotrix | +1.82 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Fovez | +1.01 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | marek5k | +0.96 | 52 | 77 |
| #5 | SupernalGzerg | -0.26 | 67 | 50 |





