








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3261 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5211 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4591 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3986 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,498 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 528 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milianesa Point | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Nickca | 55% | 121 |
| #3 | Fumando Alonso | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | kowalski | 52% | 121 |
| #5 | bicho arabe | 51% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | bicho arabe | 51% | 77 |
| #6 | Mepi Kaloyo | 49% | 164 |
| #7 | salem maricum | 49% | 65 |
| #8 | alexxrieraa | 48% | 44 |
| #9 | Marsellini | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickca | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Marsellini | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | salem maricum | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Mepi Kaloyo | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Fumando Alonso | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickca | 505 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fumando Alonso | 342 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mepi Kaloyo | 300 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | kowalski | 259 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Marsellini | 210 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickca | +3.30 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | xiiixo_01 | +1.57 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | Marsellini | +1.01 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | salem maricum | +0.53 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Fumando Alonso | +0.35 | 55 | 70 |





