








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1583 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1018 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1111 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,148 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexxrieraa | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Bot Pisco | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Nickca | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | bicho arabe | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Mepi Kaloyo | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | bicho arabe | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Mepi Kaloyo | 44% | 57 |
| #6 | Fumando Alonso | 43% | 30 |
| #7 | xiiixo_01 | 37% | 68 |
| #8 | kowalski | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xiiixo_01 | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Fumando Alonso | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Nickca | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | kowalski | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | alexxrieraa | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xiiixo_01 | 165 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fumando Alonso | 146 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mepi Kaloyo | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nickca | 81 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | alexxrieraa | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickca | +6.95 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Bot Pisco | +2.43 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | Marsellini | +1.32 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | xiiixo_01 | +0.70 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Fumando Alonso | -0.08 | 56 | 67 |





