








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5711 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4861 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3310 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2756 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,013,999 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowalski | 55% | 222 |
| #2 | Milianesa Point | 55% | 145 |
| #3 | xiiixo_01 | 55% | 121 |
| #4 | communism will win | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Pimbo ッ | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowalski | 55% | 222 |
| #2 | Milianesa Point | 55% | 145 |
| #3 | xiiixo_01 | 55% | 121 |
| #4 | communism will win | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Pimbo ッ | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowalski | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Milianesa Point | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pimbo ッ | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | communism will win | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kowalski | 384 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | xiiixo_01 | 238 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pimbo ッ | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | communism will win | 70 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Milianesa Point | 54 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickca | +4.19 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | Pimbo ッ | -0.12 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | xiiixo_01 | -0.21 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | kowalski | -1.23 | 65 | 50 |
| #5 | Milianesa Point | -2.33 | 55 | 31 |





