








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3074 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3739 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2364 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2096 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,530 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salem maricum | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Bot Pisco | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | alexxrieraa | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | xiiixo_01 | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | bicho arabe | 46% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | alexxrieraa | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | xiiixo_01 | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | bicho arabe | 46% | 136 |
| #6 | Fumando Alonso | 45% | 132 |
| #7 | Marsellini | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xiiixo_01 | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | alexxrieraa | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Fumando Alonso | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Marsellini | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Bot Pisco | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fumando Alonso | 734 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | xiiixo_01 | 323 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | alexxrieraa | 280 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Marsellini | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bot Pisco | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xiiixo_01 | +3.32 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | Bot Pisco | +3.08 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | salem maricum | +2.55 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Marsellini | +1.69 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | Fumando Alonso | +1.00 | 55 | 63 |





