








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1962 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1355 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,741 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diinner | 46% | 95 |
| #2 | Isaac | 45% | 56 |
| #3 | frostyxv | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | beyblade connoisseur | 41% | 170 |
| #5 | Skewes | 40% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | frostyxv | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | beyblade connoisseur | 41% | 170 |
| #5 | Skewes | 40% | 84 |
| #6 | Hen | 39% | 132 |
| #7 | JoeP | 28% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hen | 29 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | beyblade connoisseur | 24 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Diinner | 19 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Skewes | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Isaac | 8 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hen | 347 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | beyblade connoisseur | 224 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Diinner | 192 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Isaac | 174 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | JoeP | 146 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | +4.41 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | frostyxv | +1.20 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Isaac | +0.87 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Diinner | +0.35 | 69 | 44 |
| #5 | Hen | +0.02 | 76 | 49 |





