








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1349 | 33% |
| Smokes | 934 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1302 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 552 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,828 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frostyxv | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | beyblade connoisseur | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | Hen | 59% | 49 |
| #4 | Skewes | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | jacob | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Skewes | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | jacob | 46% | 95 |
| #6 | JoeP | 35% | 46 |
| #7 | SilentWhiskers | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | ௵Night Muzzle GRRR௵ | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hen | 17 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | jacob | 15 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | beyblade connoisseur | 11 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Skewes | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | SilentWhiskers | 4 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacob | 238 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hen | 139 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | beyblade connoisseur | 98 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Skewes | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | JoeP | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | +4.95 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | frostyxv | +2.82 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | Diinner | +0.85 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | Hen | +0.82 | 77 | 49 |
| #5 | Skewes | -0.24 | 76 | 52 |





