








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1735 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1031 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1310 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,640 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Hen | 41% | 140 |
| #6 | Skewes | 35% | 83 |
| #7 | Diinner | 35% | 46 |
| #8 | Hecci | 31% | 26 |
| #9 | jacob | 28% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Hen | 22 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Skewes | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | frostyxv | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | jacob | 10 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hen | 401 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | beyblade connoisseur | 277 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | jacob | 263 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Isaac | 228 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | frostyxv | 193 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | +4.38 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | frostyxv | +2.05 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Isaac | +0.62 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Hen | +0.13 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | Diinner | -0.54 | 68 | 42 |





