








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3061 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2964 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2193 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,001,429 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diinner | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | frostyxv | 53% | 190 |
| #3 | Isaac | 50% | 231 |
| #4 | beyblade connoisseur | 49% | 303 |
| #5 | Skewes | 47% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | 34 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Skewes | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | jacob | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | frostyxv | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Isaac | 15 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaac | 679 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | beyblade connoisseur | 471 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | frostyxv | 411 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | jacob | 393 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Skewes | 242 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyblade connoisseur | +3.49 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | frostyxv | +1.69 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Isaac | +0.09 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | Hen | +0.07 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | Diinner | -0.14 | 63 | 38 |





