








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2856 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2504 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2526 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,560 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HADES | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Nino´S | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Th3IvanUR | 42% | 113 |
| #4 | Fernandofdez | 41% | 106 |
| #5 | XxDakota7xX | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3IvanUR | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | XxDakota7xX | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Nino´S | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Pacheca1999 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Fernandofdez | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3IvanUR | 532 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fernandofdez | 261 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | XxDakota7xX | 230 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | Nino´S | 151 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | HADES | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HADES | +4.49 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | Danimir999 | +2.52 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | Th3IvanUR | -1.01 | 29 | 59 |
| #4 | Nino´S | -1.22 | 33 | 64 |
| #5 | Fernandofdez | -3.39 | 15 | 57 |





