








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2222 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2593 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2480 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2905 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,096 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nino´S | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | Th3IvanUR | 41% | 155 |
| #3 | Danimir999 | 41% | 106 |
| #4 | XxDakota7xX | 35% | 51 |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | 26% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3IvanUR | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Danimir999 | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | XxDakota7xX | 9 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Nino´S | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3IvanUR | 779 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Danimir999 | 316 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | XxDakota7xX | 309 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nino´S | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danimir999 | +3.35 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | Nino´S | +1.50 | 36 | 65 |
| #3 | Th3IvanUR | -0.53 | 31 | 58 |
| #4 | Fernandofdez | -2.23 | 17 | 57 |
| #5 | XxDakota7xX | -2.41 | 45 | 51 |





