








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1032 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4060 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3291 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1823 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,479 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nino´S | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Danimir999 | 42% | 113 |
| #3 | Fernandofdez | 41% | 155 |
| #4 | Pacheca1999 | 32% | 69 |
| #5 | XxDakota7xX | 31% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danimir999 | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | XxDakota7xX | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Nino´S | 6 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Fernandofdez | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fernandofdez | 513 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Danimir999 | 381 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | XxDakota7xX | 295 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nino´S | 116 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danimir999 | +2.68 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | Nino´S | +1.35 | 33 | 67 |
| #3 | Th3IvanUR | -0.51 | 32 | 57 |
| #4 | Fernandofdez | -2.28 | 15 | 57 |
| #5 | Pacheca1999 | -3.09 | 22 | 28 |





