








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2880 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3092 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3233 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2635 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,673 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leggs | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | walsh | 52% | 177 |
| #3 | JayMack | 51% | 189 |
| #4 | hemDAWG | 50% | 260 |
| #5 | vori | 49% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hemDAWG | +4.39 | 59 | 69 |
| #2 | walsh | +4.33 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | burgerboy67 | +3.68 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | samuel | +0.11 | 62 | 45 |
| #5 | Leggs | -2.22 | 31 | 39 |





