








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2701 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1155 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3262 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2627 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,448,427 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walsh | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | burgerboy67 | 50% | 96 |
| #3 | samuel | 49% | 222 |
| #4 | JayMack | 48% | 295 |
| #5 | hemDAWG | 47% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walsh | 37 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | hemDAWG | 29 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | JayMack | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | samuel | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | burgerboy67 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hemDAWG | 1480 | 0.23 | 43 min |
| #2 | JayMack | 1063 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | walsh | 810 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #4 | samuel | 664 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | burgerboy67 | 382 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walsh | +5.04 | 56 | 65 |
| #2 | hemDAWG | +5.01 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | walsh | +4.77 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | burgerboy67 | +4.54 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | samuel | +0.63 | 66 | 43 |





