








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7606 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4887 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4524 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4076 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,859,271 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burgerboy67 | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | samuel | 51% | 189 |
| #3 | hemDAWG | 49% | 285 |
| #4 | walsh | 49% | 180 |
| #5 | vori | 48% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hemDAWG | 1313 | 0.23 | 37 min |
| #2 | walsh | 684 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | vori | 564 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | samuel | 530 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | burgerboy67 | 279 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hemDAWG | +5.56 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | walsh | +4.68 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | burgerboy67 | +4.34 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | samuel | +0.96 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | Leggs | -1.89 | 34 | 41 |





