








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 748 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7451 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8477 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4932 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7235 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,197,436 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 643 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TutTuRu(*T△T)/ | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | 老六小趴菜 | 54% | 105 |
| #3 | 123123 | 48% | 494 |
| #4 | empurple | 47% | 116 |
| #5 | st0rm | 47% | 678 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st0rm | 66 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | 123123 | 39 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Noel | 21 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | tira | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | empurple | 16 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st0rm | 1612 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | BloodcurdlingドドRum6lin9 | 1102 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | tira | 703 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | heart | 638 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | 今天我叫你宝贝,明天 | 360 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noel | +4.22 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | 老六小趴菜 | +2.88 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | BloodcurdlingドドRum6lin9 | +2.78 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | 今天我叫你宝贝,明天 | +2.57 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | st0rm | +1.38 | 71 | 49 |





