








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4455 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3284 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4142 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3140 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,212,708 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | draco. | 55% | 170 |
| #5 | jKUB1 | 54% | 114 |
| #6 | brofx | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | jozko | 50% | 115 |
| #8 | よCICOヤ420ゆ | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 28 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | bmw enjoyer | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | jKUB1 | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | よCICOヤ420ゆ | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | brofx | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 1198 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | bmw enjoyer | 389 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | jKUB1 | 271 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | draco. | 218 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | brofx | 184 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | +3.23 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | bmw enjoyer | +1.30 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | philexx | +0.98 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | brofx | -0.34 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | jKUB1 | -0.50 | 72 | 52 |





