








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3623 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2235 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3525 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2527 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,905 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1068 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 60% | 198 |
| #2 | philexx | 58% | 193 |
| #3 | draco. | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | jozko | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | brofx | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Maršal Tlacenkovskij | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | philexx | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | jozko | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | brofx | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 833 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | philexx | 481 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | brofx | 250 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Maršal Tlacenkovskij | 141 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | jozko | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | +3.85 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | bmw enjoyer | +2.19 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | philexx | +0.33 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | brofx | -0.34 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | jKUB1 | -1.10 | 73 | 52 |





