








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1527 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1828 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1923 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1611 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,314 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 57% | 116 |
| #2 | brofx | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | philexx | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | jozko | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | draco. | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | brofx | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | philexx | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | jozko | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | draco. | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | bmw enjoyer | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | philexx | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | bmw enjoyer | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | brofx | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | 534 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | philexx | 225 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | brofx | 137 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | bmw enjoyer | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | draco. | 64 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivan | +3.48 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | philexx | +0.39 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | jKUB1 | -0.04 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | bmw enjoyer | -0.35 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | jozko | -0.44 | 66 | 61 |





