








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2447 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3171 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3380 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3960 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,947,470 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 47% | 57 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 47% | 64 |
| #3 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | HaxScrpt | 37% | 43 |
| #5 | Yashi | 35% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 47% | 57 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 47% | 64 |
| #3 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | HaxScrpt | 37% | 43 |
| #5 | Yashi | 35% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yashi | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | HaxScrpt | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 245 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | 199 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 130 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Yashi | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | HaxScrpt | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | +4.06 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Roberto ಠ_ಠ | +3.49 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | KoriFee | +3.21 | 80 | 76 |
| #4 | HaxScrpt | +2.05 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Yashi | -0.42 | 80 | 56 |





