








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3322 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4990 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2686 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3870 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,670 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0pE | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Bubi ツ | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | ghostviper42 | 62% | 52 |
| #4 | D3LUX | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 56% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 56% | 142 |
| #6 | NoRysq | 46% | 263 |
| #7 | Duki3 | 43% | 69 |
| #8 | DLimited | 41% | 143 |
| #9 | Stewie9k | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoRysq | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Stewie9k | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | D3LUX | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | ghostviper42 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoRysq | 928 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | Duki3 | 398 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | DLimited | 360 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 324 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | ghostviper42 | 170 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | +3.33 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | n0pE | +2.38 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | Staf | +1.67 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | D3LUX | +1.59 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | Bubi ツ | +1.00 | 74 | 63 |





