








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2145 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1902 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,309 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗫 | Magnus | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | n0pE | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Bubi ツ | 59% | 51 |
| #4 | ghostviper42 | 57% | 75 |
| #5 | Staf | 56% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Staf | 56% | 142 |
| #6 | DLimited | 54% | 65 |
| #7 | D3LUX | 51% | 45 |
| #8 | NoRysq | 51% | 144 |
| #9 | Duki3 | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staf | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | NoRysq | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ghostviper42 | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | n0pE | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Duki3 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoRysq | 563 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Staf | 369 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Duki3 | 230 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #4 | ghostviper42 | 203 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | DLimited | 183 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | +3.30 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | n0pE | +2.10 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | D3LUX | +1.77 | 72 | 37 |
| #4 | Staf | +1.15 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Bubi ツ | +0.73 | 69 | 64 |





