








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5269 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3845 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1745 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3046 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,455,247 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗫 | Magnus | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 51% | 144 |
| #3 | D3LUX | 48% | 135 |
| #4 | Staf | 46% | 263 |
| #5 | Duki3 | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | D3LUX | 48% | 135 |
| #4 | Staf | 46% | 263 |
| #5 | Duki3 | 41% | 66 |
| #6 | DLimited | 39% | 335 |
| #7 | Stewie9k | 36% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staf | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Stewie9k | 16 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | D3LUX | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | DLimited | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLimited | 934 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Staf | 573 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Duki3 | 389 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #4 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | 262 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | D3LUX | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo --i.w.t.k.m.-- | +4.02 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | D3LUX | +2.49 | 75 | 37 |
| #3 | Staf | +1.28 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | NoRysq | +0.65 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | Stewie9k | -0.48 | 70 | 41 |





