








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3362 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1378 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,068 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnum Kraken | 83 | 0.0254 |
| #2 | naglelis1 | 33 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | sauliusp | 27 | 0.0306 |
| #4 | Snakykre | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | TheDanke69 | 12 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnum Kraken | 459 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Snakykre | 211 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | naglelis1 | 171 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ignas | 82 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | sauliusp | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Mosque | +4.23 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | naglelis1 | +1.61 | 57 | 45 |
| #3 | Magnum Kraken | +0.18 | 48 | 44 |
| #4 | sauliusp | -0.29 | 64 | 44 |
| #5 | TheDanke69 | -1.94 | 44 | 12 |





