








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2883 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1180 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3473 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2586 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,262 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snakykre | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | Elon Mosque | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | ignas | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | Maniga | 47% | 97 |
| #5 | TheDanke69 | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sauliusp | 21 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | Elon Mosque | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Maniga | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | TheDanke69 | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Snakykre | 8 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniga | 302 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Elon Mosque | 251 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Snakykre | 77 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | sauliusp | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ignas | 25 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Mosque | +4.65 | 70 | 49 |
| #2 | Maniga | +3.81 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | naglelis1 | +1.25 | 55 | 51 |
| #4 | TheDanke69 | -1.39 | 34 | 15 |
| #5 | sauliusp | -2.17 | 64 | 31 |





