








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3840 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1539 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4017 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3098 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,303 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 578 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ignas | 44% | 93 |
| #5 | sauliusp | 43% | 69 |
| #6 | Elon Mosque | 40% | 169 |
| #7 | Snakykre | 38% | 96 |
| #8 | naglelis1 | 29% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Mosque | +3.74 | 63 | 60 |
| #2 | naglelis1 | +2.41 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | Magnum Kraken | +2.35 | 50 | 48 |
| #4 | ;) | +0.18 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | TheDanke69 | +0.02 | 32 | 13 |





