








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 28% |
| Smokes | 385 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 257 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,472 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDanke69 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | naglelis1 | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | sauliusp | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Elon Mosque | 45% | 135 |
| #5 | Magnum Kraken | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Elon Mosque | 45% | 135 |
| #5 | Magnum Kraken | 44% | 93 |
| #6 | Maniga | 44% | 50 |
| #7 | Snakykre | 37% | 98 |
| #8 | ozys | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnum Kraken | 60 | 0.0332 |
| #2 | naglelis1 | 34 | 0.0337 |
| #3 | Elon Mosque | 30 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | sauliusp | 16 | 0.0324 |
| #5 | Maniga | 13 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Mosque | 571 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Magnum Kraken | 302 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Maniga | 146 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Snakykre | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | naglelis1 | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniga | +7.15 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | Elon Mosque | +5.50 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | naglelis1 | +3.24 | 57 | 45 |
| #4 | Magnum Kraken | +2.24 | 50 | 48 |
| #5 | TheDanke69 | +0.85 | 42 | 12 |





