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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1119 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2427 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2618 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,357 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tickzvx | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Chalice | 51% | 176 |
| #3 | Tracy2k | 49% | 211 |
| #4 | largestoak595 | 48% | 267 |
| #5 | benjamin | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tracy2k | 49% | 211 |
| #4 | largestoak595 | 48% | 267 |
| #5 | benjamin | 48% | 77 |
| #6 | Svmmi | 46% | 268 |
| #7 | Ryderlx2 | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | largestoak595 | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Tracy2k | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Svmmi | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | tickzvx | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Chalice | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | largestoak595 | 977 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tracy2k | 743 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Svmmi | 467 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Chalice | 303 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | benjamin | 89 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tickzvx | +1.78 | 94 | 32 |
| #2 | benjamin | +0.84 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Tracy2k | +0.26 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | largestoak595 | +0.25 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | Svmmi | -0.03 | 68 | 59 |





