








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3032 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3768 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3821 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2959 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,312,617 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | endieZ | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Chalice | 52% | 238 |
| #3 | tickzvx | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | benjamin | 49% | 125 |
| #5 | Tracy2k | 48% | 260 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | benjamin | 49% | 125 |
| #5 | Tracy2k | 48% | 260 |
| #6 | largestoak595 | 48% | 368 |
| #7 | Pingu | 46% | 268 |
| #8 | Ryderlx2 | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracy2k | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | largestoak595 | 20 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Pingu | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Chalice | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | benjamin | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | largestoak595 | 1349 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | Tracy2k | 904 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #3 | Chalice | 425 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | benjamin | 161 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pingu | 152 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tickzvx | +1.16 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | benjamin | +0.32 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Chalice | +0.18 | 52 | 57 |
| #4 | Tracy2k | +0.16 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Svmmi | +0.11 | 69 | 60 |





