








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4418 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5119 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4161 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2843 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,883 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tickzvx | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | autumn | 62% | 77 |
| #3 | Tracy2k | 57% | 211 |
| #4 | largestoak595 | 57% | 261 |
| #5 | benjamin | 56% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracy2k | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | largestoak595 | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Pingu | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Svmmi | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Ryderlx2 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | largestoak595 | 934 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Tracy2k | 732 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Svmmi | 361 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | autumn | 233 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | benjamin | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | autumn | +2.86 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | Chalice | +1.36 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | benjamin | +1.33 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | Tracy2k | +0.72 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | largestoak595 | +0.35 | 67 | 71 |





