








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 378 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8916 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7751 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3689 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5518 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,365 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ Jason Alaric | 53% | 226 |
| #2 | โชLionel Agares | 48% | 260 |
| #3 | Bently | 46% | 48 |
| #4 | Cydonia | 44% | 99 |
| #5 | ๐๐๐๐ | 43% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐๐ | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | โชLionel Agares | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Cydonia | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | โ Jason Alaric | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bently | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โชLionel Agares | 1215 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #2 | โ Jason Alaric | 1011 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #3 | ๐๐๐๐ | 731 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #4 | Cydonia | 493 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #5 | Bently | 109 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cydonia | +5.63 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | โ Jason Alaric | +5.28 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | โชLionel Agares | +4.22 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐๐ | +3.73 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | Bently | +1.74 | 71 | 70 |





