








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 233 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2262 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1604 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 982 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 821 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,413 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anonymous | 69% | 75 |
| #2 | StaNeos | 68% | 73 |
| #3 | Cydonia | 55% | 270 |
| #4 | Bently | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cydonia | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | 2Cent | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Bently | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | StaNeos | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anonymous | +4.29 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | +3.82 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Cydonia | +3.00 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | StaNeos | +2.87 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | Bently | +1.71 | 71 | 72 |





