








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 384 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8482 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6732 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3975 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5389 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,107,599 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kxion | 55% | 270 |
| #7 | Bently | 53% | 64 |
| #8 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | 47% | 53 |
| #9 | Bently | 46% | 41 |
| #10 | 2Cent | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StaNeos | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Kxion | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | anonymous | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Bently | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cydonia | +3.18 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | StaNeos | +2.88 | 89 | 56 |
| #3 | anonymous | +2.84 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Bently | +1.75 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | +1.31 | 69 | 60 |





