








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1040 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4834 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4264 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3081 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4112 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,193 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bently | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | 热爱的 | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | Kxion | 50% | 78 |
| #4 | Cydonia | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Shiina Taki | 46% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cydonia | +3.89 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | 𝐒𝟏𝐗𝐕 | +3.45 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | 热爱的 | +1.86 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | Shiina Taki | +1.02 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | Bently | +1.00 | 68 | 66 |





