








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 29% |
| Smokes | 209 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 261 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 228 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,977 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schmandfaktor V. | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | Naddelx3 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Jerkstar V. | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Spray Charles V. | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | gerwyn price | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Naddelx3 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Jerkstar V. | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Spray Charles V. | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | gerwyn price | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | A B S 1 C H T V. | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerkstar V. | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Schmandfaktor V. | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerkstar V. | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Schmandfaktor V. | 17 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spray Charles V. | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | A B S 1 C H T V. | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | gerwyn price | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ad0nis der Bäinis V. | +3.03 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Schmandfaktor V. | +2.35 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | gerwyn price | -0.41 | 54 | 19 |
| #4 | Spray Charles V. | -1.07 | 55 | 64 |
| #5 | Jerkstar V. | -2.70 | 40 | 44 |





