








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1023 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1503 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4635 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,260,943 of utility $296 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxcry | 48% | 58 |
| #2 | Protum | 47% | 59 |
| #3 | Chenn | 47% | 45 |
| #4 | Nathan_NTK | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | XerTmet | 44% | 54 |





