








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 499 | 26% |
| Smokes | 195 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 664 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,714 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katyu! | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | c4mlog | 5 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Noel | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | B1hHh | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | hung3a8 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noel | +5.91 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | Xeno | +3.42 | 51 | 46 |
| #3 | ●℥ | +3.34 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Chunchunmaru ФωФ | +2.08 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | c4mlog | +1.21 | 58 | 58 |





