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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 6% |
| Smokes | 171 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 131 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,925 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoad | 44% | 18 |
| #2 | AnhTakeAway | 37% | 19 |
| #3 | FRUITYBOOTY | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Daly | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Altheepix | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoad | 44% | 18 |
| #2 | AnhTakeAway | 37% | 19 |
| #3 | FRUITYBOOTY | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Daly | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Altheepix | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Altheepix | 8 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | Yoad | 7 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | FRUITYBOOTY | 5 | 0.0259 |
| #4 | Daly | 4 | 0.0290 |
| #5 | AnhTakeAway | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daly | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Yoad | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | Altheepix | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | FRUITYBOOTY | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | AnhTakeAway | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUITYBOOTY | +3.37 | 36 | 47 |
| #2 | Yoad | +1.39 | 51 | 27 |
| #3 | Daly | +0.67 | 44 | 22 |
| #4 | AnhTakeAway | -0.80 | 34 | 20 |
| #5 | actorpus | -0.86 | 23 | 26 |





