








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 123 | 30% |
| Smokes | 160 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,521 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitry Basulevbar | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | Teo | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Yoad | 39% | 147 |
| #4 | FRUITYBOOTY | 38% | 114 |
| #5 | AnhTakeAway | 36% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yoad | 39% | 147 |
| #4 | FRUITYBOOTY | 38% | 114 |
| #5 | AnhTakeAway | 36% | 118 |
| #6 | Daly | 35% | 37 |
| #7 | actorpus | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoad | 97 | 0.0315 |
| #2 | FRUITYBOOTY | 87 | 0.0372 |
| #3 | Dimitry Basulevbar | 13 | 0.0153 |
| #4 | Daly | 13 | 0.0171 |
| #5 | Teo | 8 | 0.0194 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitry Basulevbar | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | FRUITYBOOTY | 83 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Yoad | 68 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Daly | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Teo | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitry Basulevbar | +6.50 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Daly | +1.62 | 50 | 40 |
| #3 | Teo | +1.23 | 39 | 21 |
| #4 | Yoad | +1.02 | 57 | 30 |
| #5 | FRUITYBOOTY | +0.32 | 42 | 38 |





