








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 24% |
| Smokes | 136 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 195 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 141 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,637 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ad0nis der Bäinis Jr. | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Schmandfaktor Sr. | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | A B S 1 C H T Sr. | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Cast0r Sr. | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | Quid PRO Quo Sr. | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quid PRO Quo Jr. | 21 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #2 | Cast0r Sr. | 16 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | Quid PRO Quo Sr. | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Donkey Sr. | 13 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | Spray Charles Sr. | 10 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schmandfaktor Sr. | +10.64 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | Spray Charles Sr. | +10.44 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | L-Capowned Sr. | +4.83 | 84 | 22 |
| #4 | Donkey Sr. | +4.32 | 44 | 75 |
| #5 | Quid PRO Quo Sr. | +3.26 | 60 | 52 |





