








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 964 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6624 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6804 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3394 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5431 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,937,058 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri | 62% | 55 |
| #2 | Bluekestrel1 | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | smonky | 55% | 239 |
| #4 | Robo | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | IRS Scammer | 52% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Archie | 50% | 396 |
| #8 | Olive | 49% | 67 |
| #9 | TheKillerHawk | 48% | 279 |
| #10 | HardWare | 48% | 121 |
| #11 | boat | 43% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archie | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | TheKillerHawk | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | smonky | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Bluekestrel1 | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | boat | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archie | 1697 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | TheKillerHawk | 698 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | smonky | 682 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | boat | 606 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | HardWare | 393 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smonky | +2.20 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | trophe | +1.66 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | Yuri | +0.78 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | GoBrian | +0.77 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | Archie | +0.18 | 72 | 47 |





