








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3719 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2479 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1924 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3827 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,767,351 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | smonky | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | Bluekestrel1 | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | Archie | 49% | 368 |
| #5 | GoBrian | 48% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archie | 22 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | GoBrian | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Bluekestrel1 | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | smonky | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | boat | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archie | 1507 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #2 | GoBrian | 1156 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | boat | 533 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | smonky | 439 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | HardWare | 303 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smonky | +1.96 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | trophe | +1.79 | 93 | 61 |
| #3 | Yuri | +0.93 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | TheKillerHawk | +0.57 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | GoBrian | +0.31 | 79 | 63 |





